An Australian grandfather was proudly telling his mates at a barbecue,<\/p>\n
“After 52 years of marriage, I finally won an argument with my wife!”<\/em><\/p>\n His friends gasped.<\/p>\n “No way! What happened?”<\/em><\/p>\n He grinned and said,<\/p>\n “She asked, ‘Do I look older than my sister?’ I answered, ‘No… your sister looks older.'”<\/em><\/p>\n The mates cheered.<\/p>\n Just then, the grandmother walked over, smiled sweetly, and asked,<\/p>\n “Darling… what are you laughing about?”<\/em><\/p>\n Grandpa replied,<\/p>\n “Nothing, love. Just telling the boys how lucky I am.”<\/em><\/p>\n One friend whispered,<\/p>\n “I thought you said you finally won an argument?”<\/em><\/p>\n Grandpa sighed,<\/p>\n “I did… for exactly 12 seconds. That’s still my personal best.”<\/em> \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Australian grandfather was proudly telling his mates at a barbecue, “After 52 years of marriage, I finally won an argument with my wife!” His friends gasped. “No way! What happened?” He grinned and said, “She asked, ‘Do I look older than my sister?’ I answered, ‘No… your sister looks older.’” The mates cheered. Just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30873,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n