Brady had everything planned\u2014the ring, the romantic proposal, the honeymoon destination, and even the guest list.<\/p>\n
There was just one tiny problem.<\/p>\n
Lizzie’s mother.<\/p>\n
“Brady,” Lizzie whispered, “Mum says you’re not mature enough to marry me.”<\/p>\n
Brady looked confused. “But I’m 31, I have a good job, my own house, and I even cook dinner twice a week!”<\/p>\n
Lizzie sighed. “That’s not the issue.”<\/p>\n
“So… what is?”<\/p>\n
“My mum says any man willing to marry me<\/em> without reading the terms and conditions must clearly have poor judgment!”<\/p>\n Brady smiled confidently. “Well, tell your mum love is blind.”<\/p>\n Lizzie grinned.<\/p>\n “I did.”<\/p>\n “And what did she say?”<\/p>\n “She said, ‘Exactly… that’s why I won’t let my daughter marry someone who can’t see the warning signs!’<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Brady had everything planned\u2014the ring, the romantic proposal, the honeymoon destination, and even the guest list. There was just one tiny problem. Lizzie’s mother. “Brady,” Lizzie whispered, “Mum says you’re not mature enough to marry me.” Brady looked confused. “But I’m 31, I have a good job, my own house, and I even cook dinner […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30757,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n