A husband walked into the kitchen looking worried.<\/p>\n
His wife asked, “What’s wrong?”<\/p>\n
He whispered, “I think our smart speaker is spying on us.”<\/p>\n
She laughed. “Don’t be ridiculous.”<\/p>\n
Just then the smart speaker lit up and said,<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.”<\/em><\/p>\n The husband froze.<\/p>\n “See? I told you!”<\/p>\n His wife rolled her eyes.<\/p>\n To prove him wrong, she shouted, “Alexa, do you spy on us?”<\/p>\n Silence.<\/p>\n The husband smirked. “Ha! It knows better than to answer.”<\/p>\n A few seconds later, both of their phones buzzed with a notification:<\/p>\n “Based on your recent conversation, here are 25 books about digital privacy.”<\/strong><\/p>\n The husband stared at his wife.<\/p>\n She stared at the phone.<\/p>\n Then, from the living room, the smart speaker calmly said:<\/p>\n “Would you like me to add aluminum foil hats to your shopping cart?”<\/strong> \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A husband walked into the kitchen looking worried. His wife asked, “What’s wrong?” He whispered, “I think our smart speaker is spying on us.” She laughed. “Don’t be ridiculous.” Just then the smart speaker lit up and said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.” The husband froze. “See? I told you!” His wife rolled […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30703,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n