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A newly married couple, Ben and Lisa, were sitting at the kitchen table discussing their future.<\/p>\n

Ben smiled and said, “Honey, I think we should start planning for kids.”<\/p>\n

Lisa nodded. “I agree. How many do you want?”<\/p>\n

Ben thought for a moment. “Maybe two.”<\/p>\n

“Only two?” Lisa asked.<\/p>\n

“Yep,” Ben replied confidently.<\/p>\n

“Why not three or four?”<\/p>\n

Ben leaned back in his chair and said, “Because raising kids is expensive!”<\/p>\n

Lisa laughed. “That’s your reason?”<\/p>\n

“Absolutely,” said Ben.<\/p>\n

A few days later, Ben came home and found Lisa surrounded by baby name books.<\/p>\n

Excited, he asked, “Wow! Are we expecting already?”<\/p>\n

Lisa smiled and said,<\/p>\n

“No, I’m just preparing.”<\/p>\n

Ben grinned. “Preparing for what?”<\/p>\n

Lisa replied:<\/p>\n

“For the day you discover that planning for kids and having kids are two completely different departments!”<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udccb\ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n

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