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A newlywed couple checked into a luxury hotel in Los Angeles<\/strong> for their honeymoon.<\/p>\n

At dinner, the waiter greeted them with a big smile.<\/p>\n

\u201cCongratulations! As a special gift, the hotel is offering one free question. Ask me anything, and I\u2019ll answer honestly.\u201d<\/p>\n

The groom grinned and asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the secret to a long and happy marriage?\u201d<\/p>\n

The waiter thought for a moment and replied,<\/p>\n

\u201cSir, I\u2019ve worked in this hotel for 25 years and served thousands of married couples.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGreat!\u201d said the bride. \u201cSo what\u2019s the secret?\u201d<\/p>\n

The waiter smiled and said,<\/p>\n

\u201cSimple. Book separate rooms before you start arguing over the thermostat.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

The bride laughed.<\/p>\n

The groom laughed.<\/p>\n

Then the waiter added:<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd judging by how you two have already adjusted the air conditioning three times during dinner… shall I reserve those rooms now?\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfe8\ud83d\udc8d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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