An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife were sitting on their porch in rural Texas, watching the sunset.<\/p>\n
A young neighbor walked by and said, \u201cYou two have been married forever. What\u2019s the secret?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man smiled and said, \u201cSimple. We made a deal on our wedding day.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor leaned in.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat kind of deal?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife answered, \u201cWhenever we had an argument, the one who was wrong had to apologize.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd what if nobody was wrong?\u201d the neighbor asked.<\/p>\n
The old man chuckled.<\/p>\n
\u201cThen I had to apologize.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor laughed. \u201cFor sixty years?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife nodded proudly.<\/p>\n
\u201cYep.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor looked puzzled. \u201cSo how many times was she wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man thought for a moment.<\/p>\n
\u201cTwice.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife shot him a look.<\/p>\n
The old man quickly added,<\/p>\n
\u201cSorry, dear… make that once.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n The wife folded her arms.<\/p>\n The old man sighed and said,<\/p>\n \u201cSee? Sixty years and the system still works.<\/strong>\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife were sitting on their porch in rural Texas, watching the sunset. A young neighbor walked by and said, \u201cYou two have been married forever. What\u2019s the secret?\u201d The old man smiled and said, \u201cSimple. We made a deal on our wedding day.\u201d The neighbor leaned in. \u201cWhat kind […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28525,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n