One evening, Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in the living room watching TV when their mischievous 10-year-old granddaughter Lily came skipping in with a huge grin.<\/p>\n
\u201cGrandpa,\u201d she said, \u201cI think there\u2019s a lady in the neighborhood who has a crush on you!\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandpa nearly dropped his coffee.<\/p>\n
\u201cA crush on me?\u201d he laughed. \u201cAt my age?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes!\u201d Lily said. \u201cShe talks about you all the time.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandma folded her arms and raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh really? And who might this mystery woman be?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lily leaned in dramatically.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe says you\u2019re handsome, funny, charming, and the best man she\u2019s ever known.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandpa sat up a little straighter. Grandma looked less amused.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere did you hear all this?\u201d Grandma asked.<\/p>\n
Lily pointed at the kitchen.<\/p>\n
\u201cFrom you, Grandma! I heard you telling Aunt Sarah all of that yesterday.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandpa beamed proudly.<\/p>\n
Grandma blushed.<\/p>\n
Then Lily added with perfect timing:<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd Grandpa, before you get too excited… she also said you’re impossible to live with, can’t hear a thing, and have been wearing the same sweater since 2012!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Grandpa sighed and said,<\/p>\n \u201cNow THAT sounds like my biggest fan.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude06\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One evening, Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in the living room watching TV when their mischievous 10-year-old granddaughter Lily came skipping in with a huge grin. \u201cGrandpa,\u201d she said, \u201cI think there\u2019s a lady in the neighborhood who has a crush on you!\u201d Grandpa nearly dropped his coffee. \u201cA crush on me?\u201d he laughed. \u201cAt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28296,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n