After 25 years of marriage, Tom decided to do something special for his wife, Linda.<\/p>\n
One evening he came home carrying a beautiful bouquet of roses, a box of chocolates, and a bottle of expensive wine.<\/p>\n
Linda’s eyes widened.<\/p>\n
“Wow!” she exclaimed. “What’s all this for?”<\/p>\n
Tom smiled. “I thought we’d have a romantic evening.”<\/p>\n
Linda sighed dramatically.<\/p>\n
“Of course. Just my luck. The washing machine broke this morning, the dog threw up on the carpet, the kids are fighting upstairs, I burned dinner, and now you come home drunk.”<\/p>\n
Tom looked confused.<\/p>\n
“Drunk? I haven’t had a single drink.”<\/p>\n
Linda folded her arms and replied:<\/p>\n
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