It was the annual church picnic, and everyone in town was there\u2014families, grandparents, choir members, and enough casseroles to feed a small army.<\/p>\n
Among the crowd was Susan, who had spent nearly two hours getting ready. She wore a stylish summer dress that turned more than a few heads when she walked across the church lawn.<\/p>\n
As she approached the refreshment table, she noticed several men glancing her way.<\/p>\n
Feeling flattered, she smiled and joined her friend Mary.<\/p>\n
\u201cMary,\u201d Susan whispered proudly, \u201cI think this dress is making quite an impression.\u201d<\/p>\n
Mary looked around and nodded. \u201cYou may be right.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, Susan caught Deacon Bill staring in her direction.<\/p>\n
Then she noticed the church treasurer looking.<\/p>\n
Then even the elderly choir director seemed unusually interested.<\/p>\n
Susan grinned. \u201cSee? I told you. This dress is a huge success.\u201d<\/p>\n
Mary squinted carefully and suddenly gasped.<\/p>\n
\u201cSusan!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou might want to turn around.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause your dress is tucked into the back of your pantyhose.\u201d<\/p>\n
Susan’s face turned bright red.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh no! How long has it been like that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Mary looked around at the crowd and shrugged.<\/p>\n
\u201cLong enough for half the church to notice\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Susan groaned and buried her face in her hands.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd nobody said anything?\u201d<\/p>\n
Mary smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, technically they tried.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTried?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe men couldn’t stop staring\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd the women couldn’t stop laughing.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It was the annual church picnic, and everyone in town was there\u2014families, grandparents, choir members, and enough casseroles to feed a small army. Among the crowd was Susan, who had spent nearly two hours getting ready. She wore a stylish summer dress that turned more than a few heads when she walked across the church […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26703,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n