A father was so eager to see his two adult daughters married that he brought up weddings at every family dinner.<\/p>\n
One evening he sighed dramatically and said, “Girls, when I was your age, people were already married with children!”<\/p>\n
The older daughter smiled and replied, “Dad, times have changed.”<\/p>\n
The younger daughter added, “Besides, we’re being careful.”<\/p>\n
“Careful about what?” asked Dad.<\/p>\n
“Choosing the right husband,” said the older daughter.<\/p>\n
Dad groaned. “At this rate, I’ll become a grandfather at ninety!”<\/p>\n
The younger daughter winked and said, “Don’t worry, Dad. The way things are going, you’ll probably hear wedding bells before we do.”<\/p>\n
“What does that mean?” he asked.<\/p>\n
The older daughter laughed. “Last week you met three single women at the grocery store, and all of them asked if you were available.”<\/p>\n
Dad nearly choked on his coffee.<\/p>\n
The younger daughter grinned. “Face it, Dad. You may get married again before either of us does!”<\/p>\n
Suddenly the family stopped discussing the daughters’ love lives and started teasing Dad about his. \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A father was so eager to see his two adult daughters married that he brought up weddings at every family dinner. One evening he sighed dramatically and said, “Girls, when I was your age, people were already married with children!” The older daughter smiled and replied, “Dad, times have changed.” The younger daughter added, “Besides, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26526,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n