A group of four best friends\u2014Emma, Rachel, Lily, and Sophie\u2014were having lunch together when the conversation drifted toward marriage.<\/p>\n
Rachel sighed dramatically. \u201cGirls, have you ever wondered what your future husband will be like?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, absolutely,\u201d said Emma. \u201cI’ve already made a list.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA list?\u201d asked Sophie.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d Emma replied. \u201cMy future husband must be handsome, funny, rich, and able to cook.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lily laughed. \u201cThat sounds less like a husband and more like a luxury hotel.\u201d<\/p>\n
Rachel nodded. \u201cMy standards are simple. I want a man who listens to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
The other three burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d Rachel protested.<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause no man in history has ever survived listening to one story that starts with, \u2018I\u2019m not upset, but…\u2019\u201d said Sophie.<\/p>\n
The waitress nearly dropped a tray laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo what do you want, Sophie?\u201d asked Emma.<\/p>\n
Sophie smiled. \u201cI want a husband who looks at me the same way I look at pizza.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat’s true love,\u201d Lily agreed.<\/p>\n
Finally, the girls turned to Lily.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, Lily, what about you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lily grinned mischievously.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy future husband and I are going to have the perfect marriage.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHow?\u201d the others asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cSimple. Every time we have an argument, we’ll solve it like mature adults.\u201d<\/p>\n
The table went silent.<\/p>\n
Rachel blinked. \u201cAnd how exactly do mature adults solve arguments?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lily took a sip of coffee.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe’ll both apologize.\u201d<\/p>\n
The others looked impressed.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat’s actually very sensible,\u201d Emma admitted.<\/p>\n
Lily nodded.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. He’ll apologize for being wrong…\u201d<\/p>\n
The girls burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd you’ll apologize for what?\u201d Sophie asked.<\/p>\n
Lily smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cFor reminding him that he was wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n
The entire restaurant erupted in laughter as the four friends raised their glasses.<\/p>\n
\u201cHere’s to our future husbands,\u201d Rachel declared.<\/p>\n
\u201cMay they be handsome, patient, and have excellent hearing insurance!\u201d \ud83c\udf77\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A group of four best friends\u2014Emma, Rachel, Lily, and Sophie\u2014were having lunch together when the conversation drifted toward marriage. Rachel sighed dramatically. \u201cGirls, have you ever wondered what your future husband will be like?\u201d \u201cOh, absolutely,\u201d said Emma. \u201cI’ve already made a list.\u201d \u201cA list?\u201d asked Sophie. \u201cYes,\u201d Emma replied. \u201cMy future husband must be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26493,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n