A husband and wife were sitting at a pub, both completely drunk.<\/p>\n
The husband looked lovingly at his wife and slurred, \u201cHoney… have I ever told you that you\u2019re the most beautiful woman in this entire bar?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife giggled and replied, \u201cAww… that\u2019s so sweet! Have I ever told you that you\u2019re the sexiest man in this pub?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband puffed out his chest proudly.<\/p>\n
\u201cReally?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAbsolutely,\u201d she said. \u201cIn fact, every time I look at you, I get weak in the knees.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband smiled. \u201cThat\u2019s love, baby.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife shook her head.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo… that\u2019s because you\u2019re sitting on my side of the booth and your chair is crushing my legs.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, the husband raised his glass.<\/p>\n
\u201cTo us! Twenty years of marriage and still crazy about each other!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife raised hers too.<\/p>\n
\u201cTo us!\u201d<\/p>\n
They clinked glasses.<\/p>\n
Then the husband whispered, \u201cYou know, if I could do it all over again, I\u2019d still marry you.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife stared at him, touched.<\/p>\n
\u201cReally?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course.\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled dreamily.<\/p>\n
Then he added, \u201cBecause after this much whiskey, I\u2019m pretty sure I wouldn\u2019t remember the first time either.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender laughed so hard he nearly dropped a bottle.<\/p>\n
The wife pointed at her husband and declared,<\/p>\n
\u201cLadies and gentlemen, that\u2019s my husband\u2014the only man who can turn a romantic toast into a survival strategy!\u201d \ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\ude06<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A husband and wife were sitting at a pub, both completely drunk. The husband looked lovingly at his wife and slurred, \u201cHoney… have I ever told you that you\u2019re the most beautiful woman in this entire bar?\u201d The wife giggled and replied, \u201cAww… that\u2019s so sweet! Have I ever told you that you\u2019re the sexiest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26470,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n