After a blazing argument with his wife, Bob dramatically packed a small suitcase and marched toward the front door.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat’s it!\u201d he declared. \u201cI’ve had enough! I’m leaving this house forever!\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife calmly looked up from the couch.<\/p>\n
\u201cFine,\u201d she said. \u201cBut before you go, take out the trash.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob rolled his eyes but dragged the trash outside.<\/p>\n
When he came back, she handed him a grocery list.<\/p>\n
\u201cSince you’re already out, can you grab these?\u201d<\/p>\n
Fuming, he stomped off to the store.<\/p>\n
When he returned, she smiled sweetly.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh good. One more thing\u2014the bedroom window is stuck. Can you fix it before you leave forever?\u201d<\/p>\n
Two hours later, sweaty and exhausted, Bob finally grabbed his suitcase again.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow I’m REALLY leaving!\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife nodded.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay. But who’s going to give me those long shoulder massages every night?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob paused.<\/p>\n
\u201cSomeone else, I suppose.\u201d<\/p>\n
She shrugged.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat’s a shame. You’re really good with your hands.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob froze.<\/p>\n
She continued, smiling mischievously.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd who will warm my feet when they’re cold? And who will cuddle me during movies? And who will make me laugh when I’m angry?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob slowly put the suitcase down.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell… those are fair points.\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife grinned.<\/p>\n
\u201cBesides, where exactly are you planning to go at 11 p.m. wearing my slippers?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob looked down.<\/p>\n
Sure enough, in his dramatic rush to leave, he had accidentally put on his wife’s fluffy pink slippers.<\/p>\n
The neighbors were already staring.<\/p>\n
Bob sighed, carried the suitcase back upstairs, and muttered,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know, maybe we should discuss this like mature adults.\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife laughed.<\/p>\n
\u201cWonderful idea. And while we’re discussing things, could you also put that suitcase back in the closet?\u201d<\/p>\n
Moral of the story: A husband may win an argument, lose an argument, or walk out dramatically\u2014but if he’s wearing pink bunny slippers, the battle is already over. \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" After a blazing argument with his wife, Bob dramatically packed a small suitcase and marched toward the front door. \u201cThat’s it!\u201d he declared. \u201cI’ve had enough! I’m leaving this house forever!\u201d His wife calmly looked up from the couch. \u201cFine,\u201d she said. \u201cBut before you go, take out the trash.\u201d Bob rolled his eyes but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26463,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n