A gorgeous blonde walked into a tiny country church one Sunday morning wearing a red dress so tight the old men in the front row suddenly became very interested in religion again.<\/p>\n
Even the priest lost his place during the sermon three times.<\/p>\n
After mass, the priest politely stopped her near the door.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy child,\u201d he said softly, \u201cI must admit\u2026 your dress distracted several members of the congregation today.\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled innocently.
\u201cOh Father, I\u2019m sorry. I just like feeling attractive.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest nodded nervously.
\u201cWell\u2026 perhaps next Sunday you could wear something a little less\u2026 revealing.\u201d<\/p>\n
She leaned closer and whispered,
\u201cFather, this dress isn\u2019t revealing at all.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest blinked.
\u201cIt isn\u2019t?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d she purred. \u201cThe zipper\u2019s actually stuck halfway down my back\u2026 and I\u2019m not wearing any underwear because I couldn\u2019t fit into it this morning.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest grabbed the church wall for support.<\/p>\n
She continued, smiling sweetly,
\u201cAnd every time I sit down\u2026 the dress slides a little higher.\u201d<\/p>\n
At that exact moment, the church organist walked by and fainted.<\/p>\n
The priest swallowed hard and said, A gorgeous blonde walked into a tiny country church one Sunday morning wearing a red dress so tight the old men in the front row suddenly became very interested in religion again. Even the priest lost his place during the sermon three times. After mass, the priest politely stopped her near the door. \u201cMy child,\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25323,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cMy child\u2026 for the safety of the congregation\u2026 next Sunday I think it\u2019s best if you attend online service.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"