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One hot summer afternoon in suburban America, Mr. and Mrs. Brown\u2019s two boys were outside causing their usual chaos.<\/p>\n

Now, these parents had a weird sense of humor when naming their kids.<\/p>\n

The older son was named Mind Your Own Business<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

The younger son?<\/p>\n

Trouble.<\/strong><\/p>\n

One evening, the boys decided to play hide-and-seek around the neighborhood.<\/p>\n

\u201cCount to 100!\u201d Trouble shouted before sprinting off to hide.<\/p>\n

Mind Your Own Business covered his eyes against the mailbox and started counting loudly.<\/p>\n

\u201cNinety-eight\u2026 ninety-nine\u2026 ONE HUNDRED!\u201d<\/p>\n

He searched everywhere.<\/p>\n

Behind bushes.<\/p>\n

Inside the neighbor\u2019s yard.<\/p>\n

Under parked cars.<\/p>\n

Even near the local diner where half the town was hanging out.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s when a police officer noticed the sweaty little boy crawling under a Cadillac.<\/p>\n

The officer walked over suspiciously.<\/p>\n

\u201cHey kid\u2026 what exactly are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy replied innocently,
\n\u201cPlaying a game, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n

The officer folded his arms.
\n\u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy answered,
\n\u201cMind Your Own Business.\u201d<\/p>\n

The cop\u2019s face instantly turned red.<\/p>\n

\u201cListen here, smart mouth\u2026 are you looking for trouble?!\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy grinned proudly and yelled:<\/p>\n

\u201cYES SIR! HE\u2019S HIDING BEHIND THE BAR WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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