A wealthy businessman had been secretly seeing a stunning Italian woman for years.
Their little romance was smooth, spicy, and completely hidden from his unsuspecting wife\u2026 until one day the mistress dropped a bombshell bigger than his monthly mortgage.<\/p>\n
She was pregnant.<\/p>\n
The man nearly swallowed his cigar whole. A baby would destroy his marriage, his reputation, and probably half his fortune.<\/p>\n
After pacing the floor like a man awaiting execution, he finally came up with a \u201cbrilliant\u201d plan.<\/p>\n
He told his mistress to return to Italy, have the baby there, and he\u2019d secretly send money for the child until adulthood. First-class travel, fancy apartment, unlimited expenses \u2014 the works.<\/p>\n
The only problem left was communication.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow will I know when the baby arrives?\u201d he asked nervously.<\/p>\n
The Italian beauty smiled and said, \u201cSimple. I send you a postcard with one word only\u2026 Spaghetti<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n Perfect.<\/p>\n Nine peaceful months passed.<\/p>\n Then one afternoon, his wife walked into the room holding a postcard.<\/p>\n \u201cHoney,\u201d she said, puzzled, \u201cthis strange card came from Italy. I don\u2019t understand it.\u201d<\/p>\n The man\u2019s heartbeat instantly doubled.<\/p>\n \u201cJust\u2026 give it to me,\u201d he croaked. \u201cI\u2019ll explain later.\u201d<\/p>\n He grabbed the postcard, read it\u2026 turned ghost white\u2026 staggered backward\u2026 and collapsed onto the floor.<\/p>\n Panicked, his wife picked up the card and read it aloud:<\/p>\n \u201cSpaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. A wealthy businessman had been secretly seeing a stunning Italian woman for years.Their little romance was smooth, spicy, and completely hidden from his unsuspecting wife\u2026 until one day the mistress dropped a bombshell bigger than his monthly mortgage. She was pregnant. The man nearly swallowed his cigar whole. A baby would destroy his marriage, his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24830,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n\n
Two with meatballs\u2026 one without.
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