An Arab and his wife were halfway through a brutal desert crossing when, without warning, their camel suddenly dropped to the sand and refused to budge.<\/p>\n
The Arab yanked the reins, smacked it with his stick, cursed at the blazing sun, and even called on God for help.<\/p>\n
Nothing worked.<\/p>\n
The camel just sat there staring at him like a lazy king on a throne.<\/p>\n
His wife, standing behind the animal, sighed and said,
\n\u201cMove aside\u2026 let me try.\u201d<\/p>\n
A second later\u2014<\/p>\n
WHACK!<\/strong><\/p>\n The camel exploded upright and bolted across the desert like it had just seen the devil himself.<\/p>\n The Arab stared in shock. His wife calmly replied, The Arab watched the camel disappear into the horizon\u2026 then slowly bent over, grabbed his ankles, and pointed his backside toward his wife.<\/p>\n \u201cAlright,\u201d he groaned, She blinked. The Arab sighed:<\/p>\n \u201cKick me in the same place\u2026 because I\u2019ve got to catch the bloody camel!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An Arab and his wife were halfway through a brutal desert crossing when, without warning, their camel suddenly dropped to the sand and refused to budge. The Arab yanked the reins, smacked it with his stick, cursed at the blazing sun, and even called on God for help. Nothing worked. The camel just sat there […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24826,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\n\u201cWhat in Allah\u2019s name did you do?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cI kicked him hard between the back legs\u2026 right on that little bag hanging there.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGo ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cGo ahead and do what?\u201d<\/p>\n