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Sadly, after he passed away, she remarried\u2026 and somehow managed to have <strong data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"258\">15 more children<\/strong> with husband number two.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"354\">A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria herself passed away.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"454\">At the funeral, the priest looked up toward the heavens, folded his hands, and sighed emotionally:<\/p>\n<blockquote data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"494\">\n<p data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"494\">\u201cAt last\u2026 they\u2019re finally together.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"564\">Maria\u2019s sister, sitting in the front row, leaned over and whispered:<\/p>\n<blockquote data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"651\">\n<p data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"651\">\u201cFather\u2026 do you mean Maria and her first husband\u2026 or Maria and her second husband?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"690\">The priest smiled gently and replied:<\/p>\n<blockquote data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"713\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\n<p data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"713\" data-is-last-node=\"\">\u201cI mean\u2026 her legs.\u201d<span class=\"emoji x1rg5ohu x16dsc37 x19la9d6 x1fc57z9 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x19co3pv x11tp94h xw4jnvo x1qx5ct2 xfibh0p xiy17q3 x1xsqp64 x1lkfr7t xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl\"><span class=\"xrtxmta x1bhl96m\">\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><span class=\"emoji x1rg5ohu x16dsc37 x19la9d6 x1fc57z9 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x19co3pv x11tp94h xw4jnvo x1qx5ct2 xfibh0p xiy17q3 x1xsqp64 x1lkfr7t xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl\"><span class=\"xrtxmta x1bhl96m\">\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria was a deeply devoted Catholic woman who married young and had 15 children with her first husband. 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