At a private school, there was a middle-aged principal named Mr. Harris who had never married.<\/p>\n
The teachers often joked that he treated the school like his entire family.
\nBut there was one thing everyone noticed \u2014 whenever the female teachers gathered in the lounge after weekends, Mr. Harris somehow always appeared nearby with a cup of coffee and very curious ears.<\/p>\n
Every Monday morning he\u2019d casually ask:<\/p>\n
\u201cSo\u2026 how was everyone\u2019s weekend?\u201d<\/p>\n
The younger teachers would giggle because they knew exactly what he was really fishing for.<\/p>\n
One Monday, the glamorous new English teacher, Miss Carter, walked in wearing dark sunglasses and smiling suspiciously.<\/p>\n
Mr. Harris immediately perked up.
\n\u201cAh, Miss Carter\u2026 exciting weekend?\u201d<\/p>\n
She smirked.
\n\u201cOh yes, sir. Very exciting.\u201d<\/p>\n
The entire lounge went silent.
\nEven the math teacher stopped grading papers.<\/p>\n
Mr. Harris leaned forward nervously.
\n\u201cWell\u2026 uh\u2026 did you do anything\u2026 memorable?\u201d<\/p>\n
Miss Carter slowly removed her sunglasses and replied:<\/p>\n
\u201cActually yes. I finally met the perfect man.\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal nearly dropped his coffee.
\n\u201cOh really? And\u2026 what\u2019s he like?\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled sweetly and said:<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s mature, intelligent, always listens carefully to women\u2026 and spends all day around teachers.\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal blushed bright red.
\nThe whole staff stared at him.<\/p>\n
Then Miss Carter added:<\/p>\n
\u201cUnfortunately\u2026 he\u2019s already married to the school.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At a private school, there was a middle-aged principal named Mr. Harris who had never married. The teachers often joked that he treated the school like his entire family. But there was one thing everyone noticed \u2014 whenever the female teachers gathered in the lounge after weekends, Mr. Harris somehow always appeared nearby with a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24378,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n