Three best friends \u2014 Brady, Mike, and Kevin \u2014 were sitting at a backyard barbecue, laughing over burgers and cold drinks while their wives chatted nearby.<\/p>\n
After a few beers, the conversation turned dangerous\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cTell me honestly,\u201d Mike grinned, \u201cwhat\u2019s the secret to keeping a woman happy?\u201d<\/p>\n
Brady leaned back proudly.
\u201cThat\u2019s easy. I treat my wife like a queen. Flowers, compliments, date nights\u2026 works every time.\u201d<\/p>\n
Kevin smirked.
\u201cAmateur. I cook, clean, massage her feet, and never argue. That\u2019s why my marriage is rock solid.\u201d<\/p>\n
The two looked at Brady expectantly.<\/p>\n
Brady took a slow sip of his drink and smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell boys\u2026 last night my wife came downstairs wearing a very tiny nightgown and whispered,
\u2018Tie me up and do whatever you want.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Mike and Kevin stared wide-eyed.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo way,\u201d Mike said. \u201cSo what did you do?\u201d<\/p>\n
Brady grinned.<\/p>\n
\u201cI went golfing.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three best friends \u2014 Brady, Mike, and Kevin \u2014 were sitting at a backyard barbecue, laughing over burgers and cold drinks while their wives chatted nearby. After a few beers, the conversation turned dangerous\u2026 \u201cTell me honestly,\u201d Mike grinned, \u201cwhat\u2019s the secret to keeping a woman happy?\u201d Brady leaned back proudly.\u201cThat\u2019s easy. I treat my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24233,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n