A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear.<\/p>\n
Her husband asks,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,<\/p>\n
I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah?\u201d quipped her husband,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat did he say about your forty-five year old ass?\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cYour name never came up in the conversation.\u201d\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n ………………………………………………………………………………………………….<\/p>\n \ud83d\udd25 \u201cHe Thought He Was Being Romantic\u2026 Her Reply Ended The Night!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n A husband leaned over to his wife in bed and whispered,<\/p>\n \u201cHey\u2026 how about we try something new tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n She smiled and said, \u201cSure\u2026 what did you have in mind?\u201d<\/p>\n He grinned, \u201cLet\u2019s turn off the lights and pretend we just met.\u201d<\/p>\n She paused for a second\u2026 then turned off the lights.<\/p>\n A moment later, she said,<\/p>\n \u201cHi\u2026 I\u2019m not interested.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, \u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.\u201d \u201cOh yeah?\u201d quipped her husband, \u201cWhat did he say about your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24079,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n