A married woman had been telling her husband she\u2019d started a new evening yoga class.<\/p>\n
\u201cGreat for flexibility,\u201d she\u2019d say with a mysterious smile.<\/p>\n
Every night, she\u2019d dress up, leave the house, and come back glowing.<\/p>\n
One evening, curious (and a little suspicious), the husband decided to follow her.<\/p>\n
He tracked her all the way to\u2026 a cozy apartment.<\/p>\n
Through the window, he saw her laughing on the couch with another man.<\/p>\n
Furious, he burst through the door.<\/p>\n
\u201cWHAT is going on here?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife froze\u2026 then quickly smiled and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cOh thank God you\u2019re here! This is my instructor!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband narrowed his eyes.<\/p>\n
\u201cInstructor? For what exactly?\u201d<\/p>\n
She shrugged and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026 clearly not lying\u2026 I\u2019m still terrible at that.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A married woman had been telling her husband she\u2019d started a new evening yoga class. \u201cGreat for flexibility,\u201d she\u2019d say with a mysterious smile. Every night, she\u2019d dress up, leave the house, and come back glowing. One evening, curious (and a little suspicious), the husband decided to follow her. He tracked her all the way […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24074,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n