A brand-new blonde flight attendant starts her first day on the job, excited and a little nervous.<\/p>\n
After a long flight, the crew lands in another city for an overnight stay. The captain checks everyone into their rooms and calls it a night.<\/p>\n
Next morning, everyone is ready to leave\u2014except the new hostess.<\/p>\n
The captain frowns, checks the list, and calls her room.<\/p>\n
She answers\u2026 sobbing.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cI can\u2019t get out of my room!\u201d \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n The captain, confused, says, \u201cWhat do you mean you can\u2019t get out?\u201d<\/p>\n She cries, \u201cThere are only three doors in here!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOkay\u2026\u201d he says slowly, \u201cwhat are they?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOne is the bathroom\u2026 one is the closet\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAnd the third?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201c\u2026has a sign on it that says \u2018Do Not Disturb\u2019\u2026 so I didn\u2019t touch it!\u201d \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A brand-new blonde flight attendant starts her first day on the job, excited and a little nervous. After a long flight, the crew lands in another city for an overnight stay. The captain checks everyone into their rooms and calls it a night. Next morning, everyone is ready to leave\u2014except the new hostess. The captain […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24008,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n