A man walks into church looking a bit nervous and heads straight to the confessional.<\/p>\n
\u201cForgive me, Father, for I have sinned,\u201d he says. \u201cI lied all week.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest replies, \u201cMy son, honesty is important. Tell me\u2014what kind of lies?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man sighs, \u201cWell\u2026 I told my boss I was sick, my wife I was working late, and my friends I was on a diet.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest pauses, then says, \u201cFor your penance, say 10 Hail Marys\u2026 and next Sunday, sit in the front row.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man panics, \u201cFront row?! Why?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest chuckles, \u201cBecause clearly\u2026 you need to get better at telling the truth under pressure!\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man walks into church looking a bit nervous and heads straight to the confessional. \u201cForgive me, Father, for I have sinned,\u201d he says. \u201cI lied all week.\u201d The priest replies, \u201cMy son, honesty is important. Tell me\u2014what kind of lies?\u201d The man sighs, \u201cWell\u2026 I told my boss I was sick, my wife I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23933,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n