{"id":23855,"date":"2026-05-02T00:42:55","date_gmt":"2026-05-01T19:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=23855"},"modified":"2026-05-02T01:00:42","modified_gmt":"2026-05-01T20:00:42","slug":"the-surgeon-who-couldnt-see-women-only-upgrades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/the-surgeon-who-couldnt-see-women-only-upgrades\/","title":{"rendered":"The Surgeon Who Couldn\u2019t See Women\u2026 Only \u2018Upgrades\u2019!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"150\">A famous plastic surgeon built his entire career on one speciality\u2014making breasts bigger.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"252\">Over the years, he became so obsessed with his work that it completely changed how he saw the world.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"340\">At a party, his friend nudged him and said, \u201cLook at that beautiful woman over there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"458\">The surgeon squinted, tilted his head\u2026 and said,<br data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"393\" \/>\u201cHmm\u2026 excellent potential\u2026 just needs a little <em data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"456\">expansion plan<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"518\">His friend laughed, \u201cYou don\u2019t see women anymore, do you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"551\">The surgeon sighed and replied\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"614\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong>\u201cOf course I do\u2026 I just see them in <em data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"607\">before and after<\/em>.\u201d \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A famous plastic surgeon built his entire career on one speciality\u2014making breasts bigger. 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