{"id":23612,"date":"2026-04-28T18:17:36","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T13:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=23612"},"modified":"2026-04-28T20:36:08","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T15:36:08","slug":"she-thought-she-was-his-first-wife-his-answer-changed-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/she-thought-she-was-his-first-wife-his-answer-changed-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"She Thought She Was His First Wife\u2026 His Answer Changed Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"75\">Tom finally married his longtime girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"240\">One evening, he\u2019s in the garage lovingly polishing his hot rod. His new wife watches\u2026 quietly\u2026 then finally says:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"350\">\u201cHoney, now that we\u2019re married\u2026 don\u2019t you think it\u2019s time to sell these cars and spend more time with me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"386\">Tom freezes. Slowly turns. Pale.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"415\">\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"479\">He sighs, \u201cFor a second there\u2026 you sounded like my ex-wife.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"551\">She explodes, \u201cEX-WIFE?! 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