A woman is secretly seeing her lover while her husband\u2019s at work\u2026 until her 9-year-old son walks in and hides in the closet.<\/p>\n
Suddenly\u2014door opens. Husband\u2019s home.<\/p>\n
In panic, she shoves her lover into the closet\u2026 not knowing her son is already inside.<\/p>\n
From the darkness, the boy whispers:
\u201c…It\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man freezes. \u201cUh\u2026 yeah.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve got a baseball.\u201d
\u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d
\u201cWanna buy it?\u201d
\u201cNo.\u201d
\u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026How much?\u201d
\u201c$250.\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83d\udcb8 Deal done.<\/p>\n
A week later\u2014same closet, same chaos.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s dark in here\u2026\u201d
Man sighs. \u201cHow much this time?\u201d
\u201cI\u2019ve got a glove. $750.\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83d\udcb8 Sold again.<\/p>\n
Days later, the father says, \u201cLet\u2019s play catch.\u201d
Boy shrugs: \u201cCan\u2019t. Sold my stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFor how much?!\u201d
\u201c$1,000.\u201d<\/p>\n
The dad fumes. \u201cThat\u2019s dishonest! You\u2019re going to church to confess!\u201d<\/p>\n
He drags him into the confessional, shuts the door.<\/p>\n
Silence\u2026<\/p>\n
Then the boy whispers:
\u201c\u2026It\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n
And the priest instantly snaps:<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t start that hustle in here again!\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A woman is secretly seeing her lover while her husband\u2019s at work\u2026 until her 9-year-old son walks in and hides in the closet. Suddenly\u2014door opens. Husband\u2019s home. In panic, she shoves her lover into the closet\u2026 not knowing her son is already inside. From the darkness, the boy whispers:\u201c…It\u2019s dark in here.\u201d The man freezes. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23610,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n