A woman finds out she\u2019s pregnant\u2014but she\u2019s worried.<\/p>\n
Her husband has serious anger issues. Yelling, breaking things\u2026 a complete nightmare.<\/p>\n
She tells her doctor, \u201cI don\u2019t want my child to grow up like him.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor smiles and says, \u201cEvery day, rub your belly and say, \u2018Be polite, be polite.\u2019<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n So she does.<\/p>\n Once a day\u2026 then twice\u2026 then ten times\u2026<\/p>\n Soon, she\u2019s doing it constantly\u2014\u201cbe polite, be polite, be polite\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Months pass. Then years.<\/p>\n No baby.<\/p>\n Decades go by\u2026 still nothing.<\/p>\n At age 92, she passes away. During the autopsy, the doctor opens her womb\u2014<\/p>\n \u2014and finds two fully grown men inside.<\/p>\n One turns to the other and says, The other smiles politely,<\/strong> A woman finds out she\u2019s pregnant\u2014but she\u2019s worried. Her husband has serious anger issues. Yelling, breaking things\u2026 a complete nightmare. She tells her doctor, \u201cI don\u2019t want my child to grow up like him.\u201d The doctor smiles and says, \u201cEvery day, rub your belly and say, \u2018Be polite, be polite.\u2019\u201d So she does. Once a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23500,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cAfter you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no\u2026 after you.\u201d\ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"