{"id":23400,"date":"2026-04-25T23:33:53","date_gmt":"2026-04-25T18:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=23400"},"modified":"2026-04-25T23:49:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-25T18:49:11","slug":"the-bull-who-took-relationship-goals-too-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/the-bull-who-took-relationship-goals-too-literally\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bull Who Took \u2018Relationship Goals\u2019 Too Literally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"64\">A farmer bought a new bull after reading reviews online\u2014\u201cHigh performance, extremely active, never quits.\u201d<br data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"175\" \/>His wife raised an eyebrow. \u201cSounds like someone else I know should take notes\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"402\">Next morning, the bull jumps the fence and starts \u201cvisiting\u201d every cow in sight\u2014nonstop.<br data-start=\"347\" data-end=\"350\" \/>The farmer watches in shock. \u201cThat\u2019s\u2026 impressive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"476\">His wife smirks, nudging him. \u201cSee? That bull understands commitment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"563\">Farmer sighs, walks over to check the tag on the bull\u2019s ear\u2026<br data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"541\" \/>Comes back grinning.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"584\">\u201cWhat?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"655\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">He shrugs, dead serious:<br data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"613\" \/><strong>\u201cTurns out\u2026 he\u2019s not tied down either.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer bought a new bull after reading reviews online\u2014\u201cHigh performance, extremely active, never quits.\u201dHis wife raised an eyebrow. \u201cSounds like someone else I know should take notes\u2026\u201d Next morning, the bull jumps the fence and starts \u201cvisiting\u201d every cow in sight\u2014nonstop.The farmer watches in shock. \u201cThat\u2019s\u2026 impressive.\u201d His wife smirks, nudging him. \u201cSee? 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