A struggling drama actress finally lands a private audition with a famous director known for his\u2026 \u201cunconventional casting process.\u201d<\/p>\n
She walks in, confident and poised.
The director leans back and says, \u201cSo\u2026 how far are you willing to go for this role?\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiles sweetly. \u201cSir, I trained in method acting. I become the character.\u201d<\/p>\n
He raises an eyebrow. \u201cImpressive. This role requires passion, chemistry\u2026 and commitment.\u201d<\/p>\n
She steps closer, looks him dead in the eye, and whispers:
\u201cGreat. Then let\u2019s start with you becoming a professional\u2026 and me getting the role without the nonsense.\u201d<\/p>\n
The director clears his throat, suddenly nervous. \u201cUh\u2026 bold choice.\u201d<\/p>\n
She grabs her script, heads for the door, and adds:
\u201cDon\u2019t worry\u2026 I only do drama on screen \u2014 not in real life.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A struggling drama actress finally lands a private audition with a famous director known for his\u2026 \u201cunconventional casting process.\u201d She walks in, confident and poised.The director leans back and says, \u201cSo\u2026 how far are you willing to go for this role?\u201d She smiles sweetly. \u201cSir, I trained in method acting. I become the character.\u201d He […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23216,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n