A group of priests were sitting in the courtyard, sipping tea and pretending to discuss \u201cspiritual discipline\u201d\u2026 but their eyes kept drifting toward the convent garden nearby, where a group of nuns were tending flowers.<\/p>\n
One priest leaned in and whispered, \u201cBrothers\u2026 I think Sister Maria just smiled at me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Another adjusted his collar and said, \u201cThat\u2019s nothing. Sister Angela asked me if I needed help carrying books yesterday\u2026 twice.\u201d<\/p>\n
The oldest priest shook his head and sighed, \u201cYou fools\u2026 you\u2019re looking at this all wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n
They turned to him eagerly. \u201cThen what should we do?\u201d<\/p>\n
He smirked and said, \u201cPatience. Opportunities in the church are like miracles\u2026 rare, but when they happen\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then, one of the nuns walked over and said sweetly, \u201cFathers, we need help moving some heavy benches.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priests all jumped up at once.<\/p>\n
The old priest smiled proudly and whispered, \u201c\u2014you run toward them like it\u2019s Sunday mass and you\u2019re late.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A group of priests were sitting in the courtyard, sipping tea and pretending to discuss \u201cspiritual discipline\u201d\u2026 but their eyes kept drifting toward the convent garden nearby, where a group of nuns were tending flowers. One priest leaned in and whispered, \u201cBrothers\u2026 I think Sister Maria just smiled at me.\u201d Another adjusted his collar and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23149,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n