{"id":23139,"date":"2026-04-22T22:35:21","date_gmt":"2026-04-22T17:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=23139"},"modified":"2026-04-22T22:35:21","modified_gmt":"2026-04-22T17:35:21","slug":"holy-outing-turns-hilariously-unholy-at-the-late-night-cinema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/holy-outing-turns-hilariously-unholy-at-the-late-night-cinema\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy Outing Turns Hilariously \u201cUnholy\u201d at the Late-Night Cinema"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"235\">A group of nuns decided they needed a little \u201cmodern experience,\u201d so one Friday night they quietly slipped out of the convent and headed to the cinema.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"350\">At the ticket counter, the young cashier looked surprised. \u201cSisters\u2026 what kind of movie would you like to watch?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"440\">The head nun adjusted her veil and said calmly, \u201cWe\u2019d like something\u2026 a bit <em data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"438\">exciting<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"586\">The cashier, trying not to laugh, handed them tickets to a late-night romantic film that was known for being\u2026 let\u2019s just say, <em data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"585\">very expressive<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"710\">Halfway through the movie, one nun leaned over and whispered, \u201cSister Mary, is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"798\">Another fanned herself with the program. \u201cIt\u2019s not the heater, dear\u2026 it\u2019s the <em data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"796\">plot<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"930\">Suddenly, during a particularly steamy scene, the head nun stood up and cleared her throat loudly. 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