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A new prisoner is being processed, and the jailer\u2014who is looking particularly sharp in a tailored uniform\u2014leans over the desk with a smirk.<\/p>\n

“Alright, Newbie,” the jailer says, “we have a very strict ‘hands-on’ policy here.”<\/p>\n

The prisoner gulps. “Is that so? What happens if I break the rules?”<\/p>\n

The jailer slowly clicks a pair of high-polish handcuffs and whispers, “Then I\u2019ll have to put you in a very long time-out… and I\u2019m the only one with the key to your heart. Or, you know, the cell. Whichever stays locked longer.”<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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