Grandma decided to spice things up. She went into the bedroom, put on a sheer, lacy negligee she\u2019d saved for decades, and struck a provocative pose on the edge of the bed.<\/p>\n
Grandpa walked in, took one look at her, and gasped. “Good heavens, Martha! That outfit… it really brings out the wrinkles in your skin!”<\/p>\n
Grandma rolled her eyes, unfazed. “Listen, you old goat, this is my ‘Sexy See-Through’<\/b> nightgown. I\u2019m trying to remind you of what you\u2019ve got!”<\/p>\n
Grandpa squinted, leaned in close, and sighed. “Well, sweetheart, it definitely works. I can see through it just fine… I just can’t remember what I\u2019m supposed to do with what I\u2019m lookin’ at.”<\/p>\n
Grandma smirked and patted the mattress. “Don’t worry, George. Just get over here. Even if you can’t remember the ‘how,’ I\u2019m sure your pacemaker can handle the ‘wow’!”<\/p>\n
Grandpa chuckled, started unbuttoning his shirt, and said, “Alright, but keep the lights on. If I\u2019m going to have a heart attack, I want to make sure I\u2019m looking at the right person!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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