A young, ruggedly handsome handyman was hired to repair the plumbing at a local convent. After a long, sweaty day of working under sinks, he was heading toward the exit when a stunningly beautiful young nun stopped him in a secluded hallway.<\/p>\n
She looked him up and down, her eyes lingering on his tool belt, and whispered, “Excuse me, sir, but I\u2019ve been having a bit of a… spiritual crisis. I\u2019ve heard that men who work with their hands are particularly gifted at finding leaks.”<\/p>\n
The handyman, sensing the tension, leaned against the stone wall and grinned. “Well, Sister, I\u2019ve got a reputation for staying on the job until everything is running smooth and wet. What seems to be the problem?”<\/p>\n
The nun leaned in close, her breath warm against his ear. “I\u2019m worried about my pipes,” she purred. “They\u2019ve been feeling awfully backed up lately, and I was wondering if you had a… heavy-duty snake to help clear the passage?”<\/p>\n
The handyman\u2019s eyes widened as he felt the heat rising. He whispered back, “Sister, my equipment is top-of-the-line, but I usually charge a premium for overtime. Are you prepared to pay the price?”<\/p>\n
She smiled mischievously, reached into the pocket of her habit, and pulled out a bottle of expensive champagne. *”Don’t worry about the bill,”* she whispered. *”I\u2019ve spent my whole life practicing ‘The Second Coming,’ and I\u2019m ready for a rehearsal.”*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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