A woman was complaining to her friend about her husband\u2019s lack of performance in the bedroom. “It\u2019s like he\u2019s running on a 1995 operating system,” she sighed. “Slow to start, freezes halfway through, and constantly needs a reboot.”<\/p>\n
The friend whispered, “You should try some dirty talk. It works like a charm for my guy!”<\/p>\n
That night, determined to spice things up, the wife waited until they were in bed, leaned over, and breathed seductively into his ear:
\n*”Hey baby… think of me like a brand-new software update.”*<\/p>\n
The husband opened one eye, looked at her, and groaned, *”Ugh, can I just ‘Remind Me Later’?”*<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A woman was complaining to her friend about her husband\u2019s lack of performance in the bedroom. “It\u2019s like he\u2019s running on a 1995 operating system,” she sighed. “Slow to start, freezes halfway through, and constantly needs a reboot.” The friend whispered, “You should try some dirty talk. It works like a charm for my guy!” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n