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Brady and Lizzie had been dating for a few months, and things were finally starting to heat up. Brady, a massive football fanatic, tended to let his sports metaphors bleed into every aspect of his life\u2014including the bedroom.<\/p>\n

One Friday night, as they finally got settled under the sheets, Brady leaned over and whispered huskily, “Alright Lizzie, I\u2019m calling an audible. We\u2019re going deep tonight. No huddle, high tempo, and I\u2019m looking for a massive score in the end zone.”<\/p>\n

Lizzie giggled, playing along. “Just make sure you don’t fumble the snap, Brady. I\u2019ve got a very tight defensive line.”<\/p>\n

Things were progressing beautifully until about forty-five seconds in, when Brady suddenly stiffened, let out a long breath, and collapsed onto the pillows.<\/p>\n

Lizzie blinked, looking at the clock on the nightstand. “That\u2019s it? That was the whole game?”<\/p>\n

Brady panted, looking up at her with an exhausted but proud grin. “Sorry, babe. Under further review, the runner\u2019s knee was down.”<\/p>\n

Lizzie sighed, crossing her arms. “Well, I hope you\u2019ve got a good post-game show planned, because according to my stats, you just set a record for the shortest possession in league history.”<\/p>\n

Brady shrugged sheepishly. “Hey, look at the bright side, Lizzie… at least I still have two timeouts left.”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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