{"id":22746,"date":"2026-04-17T22:40:41","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T17:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=22746"},"modified":"2026-04-18T00:24:58","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T19:24:58","slug":"why-you-should-never-date-an-anesthesiologist-unless-you-plan-on-power-napping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/why-you-should-never-date-an-anesthesiologist-unless-you-plan-on-power-napping\/","title":{"rendered":"Why You Should Never Date an Anesthesiologist Unless You Plan on Power Napping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"first-token\" data-path-to-node=\"0\"><span class=\"\">A lady doctor and her boyfriend were settling in for a romantic evening when things started heating up.<\/span><span class=\"\"> As they moved to the bedroom,<\/span><span class=\"\"> she paused,<\/span><span class=\"\"> looked him dead in the eye,<\/span><span class=\"\"> and whispered seductively:<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"1\"><span class=\"\">&#8220;I have to warn you&#8230;<\/span><span class=\"\"> I\u2019m a specialist.<\/span><span class=\"\">&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"2\"><span class=\"\">&#8220;Oh yeah?<\/span><span class=\"\">&#8221; he panted.<\/span><span class=\"\"> &#8220;What\u2019s your specialty?<\/span><span class=\"\">&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"3\"><span class=\"\">She smirked and pinned him to the bed.<\/span> <b class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"39\">&#8220;I\u2019m an anesthesiologist. 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