At 82, old Charlie the jockey refused to hang up his boots\u2014or his \u201cother ambitions.\u201d<\/p>\n
Every morning, while the younger riders trained their horses, Charlie would proudly announce, One day, a curious young jockey asked, Charlie winked and said, \u201cShort track, careful pacing\u2026 and I always pray the jockey doesn\u2019t fall off before the finish line!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At 82, old Charlie the jockey refused to hang up his boots\u2014or his \u201cother ambitions.\u201d Every morning, while the younger riders trained their horses, Charlie would proudly announce,\u201cBoys, I may be slow on the track\u2026 but I\u2019m still competing in the bedroom derby!\u201d One day, a curious young jockey asked,\u201cCharlie, what\u2019s your secret to keeping […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22678,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cBoys, I may be slow on the track\u2026 but I\u2019m still competing in the bedroom derby!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCharlie, what\u2019s your secret to keeping your x life alive at your age?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSimple\u2026 I treat it like horse racing\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n