A man who owned a stubborn donkey was bragging to his friends, \u201cThis animal understands everything I say. Smartest creature I\u2019ve ever had.\u201d<\/p>\n
One friend smirked and said, \u201cReally? Then make him move.\u201d<\/p>\n
The owner puffed up his chest, stood proudly in front of the donkey, and shouted, \u201cMOVE!\u201d<\/p>\n
The donkey didn\u2019t budge.<\/p>\n
He tried again, louder this time, \u201cI SAID MOVE!\u201d<\/p>\n
Still nothing.<\/p>\n
Finally, the owner picked up a stick, lightly tapped the donkey on the head, and calmly said, \u201cNow\u2026 move.\u201d<\/p>\n
The donkey immediately started walking.<\/p>\n
His friend burst out laughing. \u201cI thought you said he understands everything you say?\u201d<\/p>\n
The owner shrugged and said,<\/strong> A man who owned a stubborn donkey was bragging to his friends, \u201cThis animal understands everything I say. Smartest creature I\u2019ve ever had.\u201d One friend smirked and said, \u201cReally? Then make him move.\u201d The owner puffed up his chest, stood proudly in front of the donkey, and shouted, \u201cMOVE!\u201d The donkey didn\u2019t budge. He tried […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22613,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cOh, he does\u2026 but first you have to get his attention\u2014just like my wife.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"