Three college seniors in New York were lounging on campus grass, watching couples walk by and dreaming about life after graduation.<\/p>\n
The first girl sighed, \u201cI\u2019m so done with exams. I just want a nice husband, a house, and zero stress.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second nodded, \u201cSame. I\u2019m ready to trade late-night studying for late-night cuddling.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third girl smirked and said, The other two raised their eyebrows. She stretched, grinning, The first girl laughed, \u201cGirl, that\u2019s not in the syllabus!\u201d<\/p>\n She winked,<\/strong> Three college seniors in New York were lounging on campus grass, watching couples walk by and dreaming about life after graduation. The first girl sighed, \u201cI\u2019m so done with exams. I just want a nice husband, a house, and zero stress.\u201d The second nodded, \u201cSame. I\u2019m ready to trade late-night studying for late-night cuddling.\u201d The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22610,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cI\u2019m just tired of all this theory<\/em>. Four years of lectures\u2026 and still no real practical experience<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPractical experience in what?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMarriage prep\u2026 because I refuse to enter the finals without at least a few practice sessions.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe not\u2026 but I heard it\u2019s the only subject where failing once just means you have to try again all night.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"