A street vendor was shouting at the top of his lungs,
\u201cfresh bananas! sweet, strong, guaranteed to impress!\u201d<\/p>\n
A curious woman stopped and raised an eyebrow.
\u201cthat\u2019s a bold claim\u2026 what makes your bananas so special?\u201d<\/p>\n
The vendor winked and said,
\u201cmadam, one of my regular customers bought these yesterday\u2026 went home\u2026 and his wife came back this morning to thank me personally.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman folded her arms. \u201coh really? what did she say?\u201d<\/p>\n
The vendor grinned proudly,<\/strong> A street vendor was shouting at the top of his lungs,\u201cfresh bananas! sweet, strong, guaranteed to impress!\u201d A curious woman stopped and raised an eyebrow.\u201cthat\u2019s a bold claim\u2026 what makes your bananas so special?\u201d The vendor winked and said,\u201cmadam, one of my regular customers bought these yesterday\u2026 went home\u2026 and his wife came back this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22586,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cshe said, \u2018next time\u2026 tell him how to actually use them properly!\u2019\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"