A high-end sex worker was finishing up a session with one of her regulars\u2014a prominent, high-powered circuit court judge. As he was getting dressed, he looked at her with genuine affection and said, “Candy, we\u2019ve been seeing each other for years. I\u2019m lonely, you\u2019re brilliant, and frankly, I\u2019m in love. Will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?”<\/p>\n
Candy gasped, clutching her silk robe. “Oh, Your Honor! I\u2019m floored! But… we come from such different worlds. Are you sure you want to be married to a woman with my… professional history?”The judge took her hands in his and said firmly, “My dear, I have spent thirty years on the bench. I am a man of the law! I don’t care about your past. I only care about our future.”<\/p>\n
Candy wiped a tear from her eye and whispered, “Then yes! Yes, I\u2019ll marry you!”<\/p>\n
“Wonderful!” the judge beamed. “Now, as for the ceremony, I was thinking we could do a small, private exchange of vows this Saturday.”
\nCandy frowned and shook her head. “Oh, I can’t do Saturday, honey. I\u2019ve already got three depositions and a sidebar scheduled.”<\/p>\n
The judge blinked. “Depositions? You mean… clients?”<\/p>\n
“Exactly,” Candy replied. “But don’t worry! Once we’re married, I\u2019ll give you the *Spousal Privilege*\u2014half price on all oral arguments and I’ll never sustain your objections in bed.”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A high-end sex worker was finishing up a session with one of her regulars\u2014a prominent, high-powered circuit court judge. As he was getting dressed, he looked at her with genuine affection and said, “Candy, we\u2019ve been seeing each other for years. I\u2019m lonely, you\u2019re brilliant, and frankly, I\u2019m in love. Will you do me the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22533,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n