busy<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\nThe man froze. \u201cWHAT?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The servant quickly added, \u201cDon\u2019t worry sir, I didn\u2019t see much\u2026 just enough to understand why madam was shouting, \u2018Slower! Slower!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
The man turned red. \u201cThat\u2019s\u2026 not what you think!\u201d<\/p>\n
The servant nodded politely. \u201cOf course, sir. I also noticed this morning\u2026 you\u2019re walking a bit carefully.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man sighed, embarrassed. \u201cLook, just forget what you saw.\u201d<\/p>\n
The servant smiled. \u201cAbsolutely, sir\u2026 I forget things very quickly.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man relaxed. \u201cGood.\u201d<\/p>\n
The servant added, \u201cIn fact, I already forgot\u2026 unless my salary also forgets to increase this month.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man stared at him.<\/p>\n
The servant bowed slightly. \u201cMemory is a very expensive thing, sir.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A wealthy man was having breakfast when his home servant walked in, trying very hard not to smile. The man noticed. \u201cWhy are you grinning like that?\u201d The servant coughed. \u201cNothing, sir\u2026 just\u2026 I didn\u2019t sleep well last night.\u201d The man narrowed his eyes. \u201cWhy not?\u201d The servant hesitated, then said, \u201cWell sir\u2026 I may […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22455,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
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