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The Prime Minister of a busy European country was known for his discipline\u2014up at 5 AM, meetings all day, crises handled before lunch.<\/p>\n

But one evening, his wife finally had enough.<\/p>\n

She stood in the doorway, arms crossed, and said,
\u201cListen, darling\u2026 you run an entire nation, but you haven\u2019t found time for me<\/em> in weeks.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Prime Minister sighed, checked his watch, and replied,
\u201cI know, I know\u2026 things have been hectic. But don\u2019t worry\u2014I\u2019ve scheduled something special tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n

Her eyes lit up. \u201cReally?\u201d<\/p>\n

He nodded proudly.
\u201cYes. 11:30 PM sharp. Fifteen-minute slot. Fully optimized.\u201d<\/p>\n

She smiled, walked over slowly\u2026 and whispered in his ear:<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, sweetheart\u2026 if you think this<\/em> is a fifteen-minute meeting\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

She leaned back, grabbed his tie, and added:<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026you\u2019re about to face the strongest opposition of your career.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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