An old married couple, both well into their 80s, decided one night,
\u201cWhy not relive the old days?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband smiled and said, \u201cTonight\u2026 we go all the way.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife adjusted her glasses and replied, \u201cAlright\u2026 but let\u2019s take it slow. VERY slow.\u201d<\/p>\n
So they got into bed, turned off the lights\u2026 and just lay there.<\/p>\n
After about 10 minutes, the husband whispered,
\u201cAre we\u2026 doing it yet?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife sighed and said, Another 5 minutes passed.<\/p>\n Finally, the husband groaned, The wife chuckled and said, They both laughed\u2026 rolled over\u2026 and fell asleep.<\/p>\n Next morning, the husband proudly said, The wife nodded,<\/strong> An old married couple, both well into their 80s, decided one night,\u201cWhy not relive the old days?\u201d The husband smiled and said, \u201cTonight\u2026 we go all the way.\u201d The wife adjusted her glasses and replied, \u201cAlright\u2026 but let\u2019s take it slow. VERY slow.\u201d So they got into bed, turned off the lights\u2026 and just lay […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22404,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cI thought you<\/em> started!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cListen\u2026 at our age, maybe we should just think about it\u2026 and call it cardio.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGood idea\u2026 because if this turns into actual movement, we\u2019ll both need an ambulance.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBest night we\u2019ve had in years!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes\u2026 zero effort, zero risk\u2026 and we both survived.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"