A woman walks into a church late in the evening and quietly sits in the confessional.<\/p>\n
The priest leans in and says softly, \u201cMy child, what brings you here tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n
She whispers, \u201cFather\u2026 I\u2019ve been tempted\u2026 very tempted.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest nods calmly. \u201cTell me everything.\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighs. \u201cWell\u2026 I met a man who said he could make me feel like heaven on earth.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest clears his throat. \u201cAnd did you\u2026 resist this temptation?\u201d<\/p>\n
She pauses\u2026 then smiles mischievously.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, Father\u2026 I tried. But let\u2019s just say\u2026 I may need a double<\/em> blessing this time.\u201d<\/p>\n The priest goes silent for a moment\u2026 then whispers back:<\/p>\n \u201cDaughter\u2026 for something like that\u2026 even I might need to hear more details before deciding the punishment\u2026\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A woman walks into a church late in the evening and quietly sits in the confessional. The priest leans in and says softly, \u201cMy child, what brings you here tonight?\u201d She whispers, \u201cFather\u2026 I\u2019ve been tempted\u2026 very tempted.\u201d The priest nods calmly. \u201cTell me everything.\u201d She sighs. \u201cWell\u2026 I met a man who said he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22401,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n