A husband comes home early one afternoon and finds his house spotless\u2014floors shining, dishes done, laundry folded perfectly.<\/p>\n
He\u2019s stunned.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow,\u201d he says, \u201cwhat got into you today?\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife smiles sweetly and says, \u201cWell, I read somewhere that doing something unexpected keeps the spark alive.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband grins. \u201cI like where this is going\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
She leans in, lowers her voice, and whispers:<\/p>\n
\u201cGood\u2026 because tonight, I\u2019m not<\/em> cooking either.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A husband comes home early one afternoon and finds his house spotless\u2014floors shining, dishes done, laundry folded perfectly. He\u2019s stunned. \u201cWow,\u201d he says, \u201cwhat got into you today?\u201d His wife smiles sweetly and says, \u201cWell, I read somewhere that doing something unexpected keeps the spark alive.\u201d The husband grins. \u201cI like where this is going\u2026\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22392,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n