{"id":22367,"date":"2026-04-12T22:27:17","date_gmt":"2026-04-12T17:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/?p=22367"},"modified":"2026-04-12T22:39:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T17:39:05","slug":"she-said-anything-on-the-menu-he-took-it-way-too-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pni.net.pk\/us\/she-said-anything-on-the-menu-he-took-it-way-too-literally\/","title":{"rendered":"She Said \u201cAnything on the Menu\u201d\u2026 He Took It Way Too Literally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"206\">A waitress had just finished a long, exhausting shift when her boyfriend walked into the diner and slid into a booth with a grin.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"281\">She rolled her eyes and said, \u201cYou picked the worst time\u2014I\u2019m dead tired.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"360\">He smiled and replied, \u201cPerfect. 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