A tough Texas rancher walks into a bar and sits next to a well-dressed woman from out of town.<\/p>\n
After a couple of drinks, she smiles and says,
\u201cSo\u2026 what do you do for a living?\u201d<\/p>\n
He puffs up proudly and replies,
\u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m a bull breeder. Best in Texas.\u201d<\/p>\n
She raises an eyebrow, impressed.
\u201cOh really? That sounds\u2026 intense.\u201d<\/p>\n
He grins, leans in a little, and says,
\u201cYep. I personally make sure every bull is\u2026 properly motivated.\u201d<\/p>\n
She laughs and says,
\u201cWell, that\u2019s quite a job. I work in sales myself.\u201d<\/p>\n
He nods thoughtfully, takes a sip of his drink, then asks,
\u201cWhat do you sell?\u201d<\/p>\n
She smirks and replies,
\u201cConfidence.\u201d<\/p>\n
The rancher chuckles and says,
\u201cWell darlin\u2019, looks like business is slow\u2026 because I ain\u2019t buyin\u2019 any tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender nearly drops a glass laughing, and the whole bar erupts\u2014
because in Texas, even the comebacks are bigger. \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A tough Texas rancher walks into a bar and sits next to a well-dressed woman from out of town. After a couple of drinks, she smiles and says,\u201cSo\u2026 what do you do for a living?\u201d He puffs up proudly and replies,\u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m a bull breeder. Best in Texas.\u201d She raises an eyebrow, impressed.\u201cOh really? That […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22351,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n